I know I am late to get on the Portlandia train, but it’s my new obsession. Fred Armisen, need I say more? Then, pair him with Carrie Brownstein, comedic genius happens. It is freaking hilarious.
Many of their sketch subjects are spot on and remind me of some of my previous experiences. For instance, I was a history major and focused a lot of my studies in women’s history. I have taken my fair share of women’s studies classes. So, the Feminist bookstore sketch…love.
I am also a huge foodie and have worked in the natural and organic food industry for quite a few years. Oh my, the sketches that remind me of my time in that industry…A-MAZING! Here are my two favorite scenes…so far.
Is the chicken Local?! This reminds me of my time working at the Holiday Table. The questions I had about turkeys…good times. Watch it, you won’t regret it.
Did you ever forget your re-useable bag?!
“Didn’t you date a girl who owned a bag?” Hahaha.
If you haven’t check out Portlandia, you totally should. And…we can pickle that!
Anyone who knows me well, knows I have a slight major obsession with mason jars. I love mason jar crafts, activities, foods, home decor, etc. If I could, I would live in a house of mason jars.
Ok, maybe not, but you get my drift. I heart them. In fact, I’m currently rounding up my favorite mason jar activities for a future post. But before then, I have a quick and easy mason jar “craft” you could do in 10 minutes or less!
I recently inherited some of my grandmother’s jewelry. With the exception of her mother’s ring, I would say that most of her jewelry is costume, enamel and other “vintage” relatively inexpensive jewelry. There were broaches, clip-on earrings, necklaces and so on.
I absolutely love each of these pieces. They embodied my grandmother’s style. Plus, OMG SPARKLES!
I could have always just packed these gems away in a jewelry box or storage for safe keeping, because they’re not items I would wear on a regular basis. But that seemed like such a shame because I would only rarely have the opportunity to enjoy them.
So I decided to put them out on display in my living room in – you guessed it – one of my vintage teal ball mason jars. This is an especially awesome way to not feel bad about only having one earring from a pair. In the jar, it doesn’t matter.
I am pretty happy with how it turned out. What do you think?
I have a huge sweet tooth and am always looking for treats that don’t make me feel terrible after I eat them. Don’t get me wrong, I love to have a huge piece of cake or a whole pint of ice cream from time to time, but I can’t (well I can, but I shouldn’t) indulge in treats like that daily. My new favorite treat is chia pudding. It is super easy, but also not too bad for ya. Really it is not bad for you at all, especially if you make smart milk and sweetener choices. I have made quite a few rounds of chia pudding, and I have found this to be the best (at least to my taste buds).
The bonus to this pudding is the benefits of the superfood, chia. Chia is a great source of omega-3 fatty acids and fiber, and they are high in antioxidants. Not to mention, chia makes you feel full, since it can absorb a ton of liquid. Trust me, chia seeds are the bomb, just google “health benefits of chia seeds,” and a ton of info will pop up, as there are many more reasons to eat chia. Chia seeds are also great in oatmeal, smoothies, and on top of a ton of foods!
Here’s how you make this delicious chia pudding. You will need milk, chia, cinnamon, vanilla, sweetener, and a mango.
Combine the chia seeds and milk in a bowl.
Once combined, add cinnamon, vanilla and stevia. Stir until combined. (I sometimes stir with a fork, as it combines the chia and cinnamon a bit better into the milk.)
Cover the milk/chia mixture and place it in the refrigerator. While your pudding is chilling, dice up mango. Set aside in the refrigerator, until pudding is ready.
After one hour in the refrigerator, stir your pudding. It should have already started to gel. Then, refrigerate 2-3 more hours, until the mixture has fully gelled and is pudding-like. Stir right before eating, and top with mango. Then, enjoy!
You really can top this pudding with any diced fruit. I can’t wait until summer when berries and stone fruit are in season! Oh, the delicious possibilities!
I was eating my bowl of GF Panda Puffs right as my boyfriend, Matt, was leaving for work. After about five minutes, he comes back up to our apartment. He asks to borrow my keys, because his car wouldn’t start. I check the weather. It is currently -2 degrees. Yes, two degrees below zero. However, this past week in the Twin Cities had been pretty cold. We maybe had a couple days that got above 10 degrees, but most days were below that or below zero for most of the day. We even had a day with a high of one degree. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Well, I guess last night it got as low as 15 degrees below zero (without the windchill). But I figured my car would make it through, it did all last week. Alas, my car did not. My little electric clicker thing that unlocks and locks my car didn’t work. My car wouldn’t even turn over. So, now both of our cars won’t start.
Round 1: Matt did have a solution. He has this chargeable car jumper cable battery starter (that is its official name). So, we charge it up inside so we could jump his car, and then he would jump my car with his car. Luckily, Matt could work from home yesterday, and I really did not have to go anywhere either…so we could take our time. We let the “device” charge, and he goes to jump his car. I go with Matt, so I can refresh my memory on how to jump a car. It did not start his car. We try mine too as the device has some more juice left. Once Matt connects the device up to my battery, my car alarm starts blaring…and my car will not start. So, we decide the “device” needs to charge a bit longer.
Round 2: This time we decided to try my car first. Alarm goes off, and my engine will not even turn over. So, we try Matt’s car. Now, his car’s alarm is going off. It does not even stop when I take off the jumper cables (that were attached to the “device”). So, we decide to charge the device and do some internet research on this car alarm jazz. We both have Hyundai’s, so we think it may be related to that.
Round 3: After some research online, Matt learns that the jumper cables or something like that is making our car alarms go off, which then activates the “Starter kill” circuit. The internet then has some solutions on how to get past the alarm to allow the car to start. I could describe this is more detail, but I won’t because it is long. (Actually, I probably couldn’t explain it, but it is not that interesting.) Anyways, we try what we found online, but the internet fails us (how dare the internet fail us). Our cars still will not start.
At this point, I decide to use my Progressive Roadside Assistance. (Not sure why we did not choose this option earlier, especially because I pay for it). It is really easy to call someone to come out to jump my car. While we are waiting for PRA to come, Matt does some more research and found another way to get past this alarm thing. So, he tries it. His car starts!! So, then he jumps my car, and it starts! I cancelled my PRA order…which is only 10 minutes away. We let our cars run for a bit, so they can warm up and feel loved. I wanted to get groceries earlier today. So, I figure while my car was running, I will run over to our food co-op.
I get my groceries. I go out to my car. I use my clicker to unlock my car. Nothing happens. My heart drops. I try my clicker again. Still doesn’t work. Mentally freaking out, but trying to stay positive. Manually unlock my car (weird, huh). Load my groceries, all hoping that just my clicker is busted. Sit in the driver’s seat. Take a deep breath…and turn my key. Nothing happens. My engine wouldn’t even turn over. But, I try again hoping the second..and third time is a charm. No go. So, I call Matt to come jump my car…for the second time today.
Round 87: As I am waiting, I stand in the open parking space next to my car…like a fool, but also so Matt has a place to park, so we can jump my car. Remember that is was -2 degrees earlier in the day. While it isn’t that cold anymore, however it is not that much warmer. I am also not properly dressed to stand outside, which is clearly not smart on my part. However, I was expecting my car to start again after all the work we went to getting it started. While waiting, a nice man parked near me asks if I need a jump. I say yes, if he doesn’t mind. He mentions he just got a brand spanking new battery, so he would gladly share his battery love. I call Matt to tell him that someone is jumping my car. He is already on his way, after getting his car jumped again as well. (It was a rough day for both of us.) Anyway, this nice man jumps my car. Matt shows up. We chat a little and discuss our great co-op. The nice man also mentions that my pumas aren’t really winter shoes. (They are not. My feet are freezing.) Anyways, we all go on our way. I decide to drive my car for at least 30 minutes to make sure my car has fully warmed up and juiced up its battery.
After I get home, I make some dinner and relax. I then eat a whole goat cheese log with a large side of red wine. It turned out to be a good day after all.
I’ve been wanting to do some type of long-term food challenge for awhile. But, I always felt like the challenges were too extreme and that I couldn’t possibly follow through on them.
A few years ago, I even tried to go vegetarian for a month. But, due to some health issues that came to light during that period, I found that my body is incapable of being a vegetarian. I can’t handle all the fiber. My doctor actually told me to eat less fiber (he said he NEVER tells people that, especially people with IBS, but I’m special like that). But that doesn’t mean I can’t handle a salad every day. I just can’t have salads for every meal.
So, on February 1, I visited my co-op and loaded up on all sorts of veggies.
I’ve found that the trick to actually using the great produce you buy at the store or farmer’s market is prepping it all before you put it in the refrigerator. I’ll post some of my favorite tips for preserving fresh produce soon!
Below you can see photos of all 28 salads I ate last month. I’ll be honest – my favorite ones were those that I made myself with fresh ingredients. I wasn’t always able to do that, though, so some salads are from the cafeteria at my work or from some cafes/restaurants nearby.
I only missed four days of salads, but made them up with a couple of two-a-days later in the month. The missed salads were usually due to having an unexpected meal at someone else’s home, so I didn’t have control over what was served. Well, then, by the 28th, I couldn’t eat three salads in one day, and said, “SCREW IT. Pizza salad and beer salad it is.”
Which salad looks the most appetizing to you? What are your favorite salad toppings? Share your thoughts in the comments!